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Bentley: a Great Catch for any Gal


Bentley is:

Poetic (tickle my pickle)

Considerate and caring (offers to ‘burp’ Drunk Tim in episode 1; helps him get to the limo)

Athletic (he’s a swimmer, in pee or otherwise)

Honest (expressed his preference for Emily)

Incredibly good looking (see any post on this site)

Can be the designated driver (doesn’t drink, apparently)

Will let you plan your own wedding however you want (he would rather be swimming)

Passionate (do I need to ram my tongue down her throat?)

Contrarian (in a world of “yes men,” we need some more “NO! Men.” No to wedding planning, no to drinking, no to swimming on conventional liquids)

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  1. jer
    June 3, 2011 at 5:27 pm

    haha

  2. Chelsea smith
    June 3, 2011 at 7:07 pm

    Thats the ben I know really not a big jerk : )

  3. uoglpoirhj
    June 3, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    WOW… he’s so stupid, but he is HOOOOT!!!

  4. Joy
    June 3, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    He doesn’t drink because he’s a Mormon. As if the Mormon church didn’t have enough of an image problem already, now they have THIS guy on national television every Monday night.

    • cupcake
      June 9, 2011 at 1:48 am

      not true! i know many mormons drink alcohol.

  5. chandler
    June 3, 2011 at 11:41 pm

    Love the list, but you forget a few, I think:

    Contrarian — in a world of “yes men,” we need some more “NO! Men.” No to wedding planning, no to drinking, no to swimming on conventional liquids.

    Insanely good looking — I’m sorry “incredibly” doesn’t do it justice. The smile, the hair — I could go on, but I don’t need to.

  6. June 4, 2011 at 5:02 am

    We at the BLOW OFF love Bentley, read our bachelorette recaps here:
    http://www.theblowoff.com/2011/06/bachelorette-blow-off-episode-two.html#comments

    • NotReality
      June 4, 2011 at 6:54 pm

      Seriously! Without him, what would they have!

  7. June 4, 2011 at 9:24 pm

    We’ve never had a blog roll on the BLOW OFF, but now we do for you guys. Please add us to yours. Long live Bentley.

    • June 4, 2011 at 9:36 pm

      Done. Glad you like us. Love your episode 2 post.

  8. April
    June 7, 2011 at 2:32 am

    Wait … so he’s honest because he said the truth behind her back while LYING to her face? That’s not honest that is a wimp. That’s stuff little kids to because they are affraid.

  9. LDR
    June 7, 2011 at 5:10 am

    “Tickle my pickle?” That ain’t no pickle…that’s a cocktail-sized cornichon. With that attitude he’s obviously compensating for something. Wanna bet he starts showing male pattern baldness in a few years?

    “Never trust a man who doesn’t drink.” – W.C. Fields.

  10. Emilythinksyourgross
    June 7, 2011 at 10:30 pm

    He’s a sadistic, twisted, maniacal, manipulative, grade A d-bag. Every classy beautiful woman now knows what a-hole to avoid! Wallow in your own misery Ben, and gloat in your shameless fame!

    • cupcake
      June 9, 2011 at 1:54 am

      i think you’re attracted to Ben, otherwise you’re not here following him and take a time to write a comment. yes or no? don’t lie, God is watching you!

      • Ar
        June 13, 2011 at 3:38 pm

        God is watching you?? Who says that? Lolz

  11. cupcake
    June 9, 2011 at 1:43 am

    HAHA…! Bentley rocks!

  12. Barrista
    June 9, 2011 at 6:33 pm

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  13. Anonymous
    June 10, 2011 at 2:54 pm

    For those women out there that like Bentley, I hope you

  14. Ar
    June 13, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    I don’t understand those who are defending his actions. Immediately after watching some of his confessionals I thought “this is a guy with some issues”. I get he wasn’t attracted to the absolutely stunning Ashley, but did he have to sit there for a few weeks and play her? Blame editing all you want but I’m sure there was no puppeteer behind him making him say stuff like “I’m going to make her cry, I hope my hair looks good” or kiss her when he found out another guy did even though he did t like her. Or “I played everyone, it’s never been done before”. He is a great example for his child. They do say that girls fall in love with men that are like their father. I hope he knows he is setting her up fir future heart stompings and he will sit there and regret his past decissions.

    • June 15, 2011 at 2:55 pm

      Sigh. Didn’t you read the first post of this blog.

      Let’s take a look at the editing, shall we?

      “I’m going to make her cry, I hope my hair looks good.”

      He did not say those things in succession. Those two sentences were said at very different times and pasted together to make him look like a sociopath. Also, the sentence “I’m going to make Ashley cry” was very likely truncated to remove the actual context of the sentence which could have easily been “I hate that I’m going to make Ashley cry.”

      Also “I played everyone, it’s never been done before” — listen closely to the clip. “I played everyone” is edited MID WORD. And “It’s never been done before” was not necessarily in relation to “I played everyone.” — again it’s a sentence splice.

      And when he was supposedly talking about preferring Emily? They took random words to actually construct sentences that never came out of his mouth. If I were him, I’d sue them. They have gone way past what is appropriate and turned this show into a farce. They have slandered a man’s reputation. Contract or none, ABC needs to be held accountable for this. Enough is enough.

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